Grandpa Joe’s T-Shirt – Show Me The Candy Before I Get In The Van

Say it louder so the candy aisle can hear you. ????????
The “Show Me The Candy Before I Get In The Van” T-Shirt is not subtle, not shy, and definitely not for people who hate compliments from strangers.

This tee brings peak dark humor with a wink—perfect for candy shop legends, road-trip snack hunters, and anyone who knows the quickest way to trust is through sugar. Made from a comfy cotton/polyester blend, it’s soft, breathable, and ideal for long days of candy shopping, soda sipping, or causing light chaos in public.

It’s bold. It’s hilarious. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks double-takes, laughs, and “where did you get that?” conversations. Wear it to the shop, to events, or anywhere candy culture reigns supreme.

Comfortable fit. Iconic phrase. Zero apologies.
Because honesty is important… especially when candy is involved. ????????