Fort Knox Mega Gold Medallion, 5″ Wide, 3.17oz

Secure the vault… or just eat the evidence. ????????

The Fort Knox Mega Gold Medallion is here, and it’s flexing harder than a rapper in a 90s music video. This oversized 5-inch milk chocolate coin looks like it could buy you a small kingdom, but really it’s just here to melt in your mouth and absolutely destroy your self-control. At a hefty 3.17 ounces, this chocolate medallion is not subtle. Neither are you. Own it.

Stamped with bold, embossed detail, this mega gold coin is perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of swimming in chocolate like Scrooge McDuck—but without the concussion. Crack it open, snap off a bite, or gift it to someone who deserves their weight in chocolate gold.

Made with smooth milk chocolate and free from gluten, GMOs, and nuts, this Fort Knox classic proves that the only thing better than real gold… is chocolate you don’t have to guard with lasers.

No alarm system required. Just unwrapping skills and a serious sweet tooth. ????????