Alani Nu Energy – Cosmic Stardust (12oz Can)

Strap in, space cadet — this can is basically a teleportation device disguised as an energy drink. One sip of Cosmic Stardust and suddenly you’re floating through a glittery galaxy of fruity flavor like you just got cast as the main character in a retro sci-fi movie. Think neon lights, dramatic swooshing sounds, and a theme song that slaps way harder than it should.

Cosmic Stardust crashes onto your taste buds with a sweet, mysterious, “what planet did that come from?” berry burst. It’s sugar free, crazy smooth, and powered up with 200mg of caffeine and B vitamins — the kind of combo that turns “I have stuff to do” into “I could bench-press a meteor.”

At only a handful of calories, this bold purple potion brings cosmic vibes without cosmic consequences. Crack it open and prepare for lift-off, sparkle trails optional but strongly encouraged.

12 ounces of stardust, flavor waves, and pure intergalactic energy. Ready to launch? Because this can absolutely is.