“I Have Three Rules” Baby Socks: Keep It Cozy, Fresh, and Fart-Free!

Look, your baby’s got some serious rules, and we’re here to make sure they’re followed—starting with these adorable “I Have Three Rules” Baby Socks! With a bold personality and even bolder comfort, these socks are ready to take on your little one’s day without breaking any of their very important rules.

Rule #1: Keep me warm & fresh. ✅
Rule #2: Don’t let me get soggy. ✅
Rule #3: Don’t blame your farts on me. (Pretty self-explanatory, right?) ✅

Crafted with 68% organic cotton, 30% nylon, and 2% spandex, these socks are the perfect blend of softness, strength, and stretch. The luxurious combed cotton keeps little feet cozy, while the nylon ensures they hold up through all those wiggles, jumps, and (let’s face it) those occasional “oops” moments. The touch of spandex means they stay snug and stretchy, keeping up with your baby’s every move without losing their shape.

Sized for 0-12 months, this set of 2 pairs is ready to keep tiny toes warm, fresh, and (hopefully) fart-free. Whether you’re dealing with giggles, wiggles, or the occasional whoopee cushion moment, these socks have got it covered. So go ahead, slip them on and let the fun begin—just don’t blame the baby for anything stinky!