“I’ve Got That New Baby Small / Try Not to F* Me Up” Baby Socks: Fresh, Funky, and Ready for Action!**

New baby, new rules. And these socks? They’ve got attitude. Introducing the “I’ve Got That New Baby Small / Try Not to F*** Me Up” Baby Socks—a cheeky pair that’s ready to keep tiny feet cozy and full of sass. Because let’s be real: being this cute comes with some serious expectations—and no one has time for any sock slip-ups or accidental blowouts.

Crafted with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, and 2% spandex, these socks offer that perfect combo of softness, durability, and just the right amount of stretch. The luxurious combed cotton keeps things comfy; the nylon ensures these bad boys won’t fall apart after a few rounds of baby wiggles, and the spandex helps them last through all the adorable chaos of babyhood.

Sized for 0-12 months, this set of 2 pairs will keep your little one’s feet wrapped in comfort and style—while also serving as a subtle reminder to please handle with care. After all, it won’t last forever, so let’s make the most of it (and, maybe, avoid any surprise accidents along the way). Get ready to rock these socks and enjoy the ride before those tiny feet outgrow them!