???? Desktop Chicken Coop – Because Cluckwork Belongs at the Office ????

Why count down to the weekend when you can count chickens instead? Meet the ultimate stress-reliever-slash-conversation-starter: The Desktop Chicken Coop. It’s a coop de grâce of cute, giving you your very own miniature flock without the mess, noise, or zoning permits.

Inside this egg-cellent kit:

• ???? 15 pieces of pre-cut wood to build your very own 4-inch-tall chicken coop (no hammer, no problem)

• ???? 2 miniature chickens that are cute enough to distract you from literally any deadline

• ???? 4 tiny eggs for maximum adorableness

• ???? A tuft of hay (yes, we even included the hay…we’re not monsters)

• ???? A 48-page illustrated mini book with real chicken knowledge and zero pecking required

Perfect for:

• Cubicle-bound farmers

• Chicken-obsessed giftees

• People who really want to live that homestead life—but only during lunch break

• Crafty cluckers who like building stuff that doesn’t come with Ikea instructions

This flockin’ adorable desktop set is retail ready, giftable, and guaranteed to ruffle some feathers (in a good way).
Pop it on your shelf, your desk, or in your weird little corner of the world where tiny chickens reign supreme.

Because productivity peaks at poultry.