Jones Special Release Zero Sugar Root Beer – 12 fl oz of Sweet, Sassy, Sugar-Free Sorcery

Root beer with zero sugar? Sounds fake. But Jones pulled it off like a magician in a hoodie pulling a full rotisserie chicken out of a hat — weird, impressive, and somehow delicious.

This isn’t some sad, watered-down “diet” version of your favorite soda. This is full-throttle root beer flavor with all the vanilla, spice, and “punch-you-in-the-nostalgia” vibes you’d expect from a Jones Special Release — just without the sugar crash that makes you question your life choices.

Pop the cap and get hit with that bold root beer flavor that makes your taste buds say, “Wait… this is zero sugar?!” Yes. It is. And no, it doesn’t taste like cardboard or sadness. This is the soda equivalent of sneaking into a PG-13 movie when you were 10 — smooth, risky, and totally worth it.

Perfect for soda snobs, sugar dodgers, root beer rebels, and anyone trying to make “responsible choices” without actually acting like an adult.

Jones Zero Sugar Root Beer. All the sass, none of the sugar, and zero apologies.