Crack open a bottle of Red Ribbon Root Beer and take a fizzy trip straight to your great-grandpappy’s basement—minus the questionable moonshine and cobwebs. This 12oz glass bottle brings old-school root beer vibes with a bold blast of sassafras (yeah, we said sassafras) that hits harder than a barbershop quartet in 1910.

It’s smooth, rich, and tastes like the way root beer used to be—before it got all commercial and forgot its roots (pun 100% intended). None of that watered-down nonsense here—just pure, nostalgic refreshment with a foamy mustache bonus.

Red Ribbon Root Beer: Because some classics never needed a reboot.