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Sour Satellite Wafers 240ct Box
$17.95
Sour Satellite Wafers 240ct Box
Prepare for a full-on sugar launch ????
This 240-count box of Sour Satellite Wafers is basically a candy UFO invasion—and your taste buds are the landing zone.
These classic flying saucer candies look all innocent with their pastel wafer shells… until boom—that sour powder hits like an alien transmission straight to your cheeks. Think retro candy vibes meets “why is my mouth watering like this?” energy. They’re light, crunchy, and packed with a tangy center that wakes you up faster than realizing your phone autocorrected something wildly inappropriate.
Perfect for birthday parties, candy buffets, prank-your-friends moments, or reliving that glorious era when candy came with mystery and mild chaos. Each wafer brings major throwback energy—somewhere between old-school arcade carpets and Saturday morning cartoons.
You’re getting 240 sour flying saucers, which is more than enough to:
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Share (if you’re feeling generous)
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Decorate a party table
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Or hoard like a candy-loving space goblin
Bright colors, nostalgic crunch, and a sour kick that refuses to be ignored. One bite and you’ll understand why these Sour Satellite Wafers have been circling candy shops for decades.
Resistance is futile. ????????
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