???? Desktop Drum Kit – The Ba-Dum-Tss Your Desk Deserves ????

Ever cracked a joke so good it deserved a rimshot… but all you got was awkward silence and Steve from accounting sipping his LaCroix in judgment? Fix that vibe—instantly—with the Desktop Drum Kit, your official license to hit punchlines like a pro.

This mini kit is the mic drop of office toys:

• ???? A 3-inch replica drum set featuring a snare, bass, and cymbal—because size doesn’t matter, timing does

• ???? Built-in soundboard lets you rimshot like a late-night host or spin up your own drumroll of suspense

• ???? Includes a 48-page full-color book packed with comedy tips, tricks, and just enough stand-up wisdom to convince your coworkers you’re “funny on purpose”

• ???? Perfect for your desk, comedy club starter kit, or next passive-aggressive Zoom call

Whether you’re roasting, toasting, or coasting through another 9-to-5, this tiny percussion powerhouse is here to back you up with perfectly timed sound effects. It’s like your own personal Questlove, but smaller and doesn’t require a rider.

So go ahead—drop that pun. We’ve got your ba-dum-tss locked and loaded.