Ah, birch beer—root beer’s cooler, spicier cousin who listens to vinyl and knows way too much about cryptids. Introducing Red Ribbon Birch Beer, the deep-cut classic you didn’t know your taste buds were missing.

This 12oz glass bottle is packed with bold, earthy sass and just enough wintergreen bite to wake up your soul (and maybe your sinuses). It’s dark, it’s mysterious, and it’s smoother than a 90s slow jam.

Whether you’re a birch beer veteran or just here because you thought it said “beer” (no judgment), this soda’s old-school flavor hits harder than a VHS rewind. Forget mainstream—this is underground fizz at its finest.

Get weird. Get wild. Get birch’d.