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Retro Sours Red Apple, 2.12oz Tin

$3.95

Retro Sours – Red Apple (2.12oz Tin)

Prepare for a flavor smackdown straight from the orchard — the kind where the apple doesn’t just fall from the tree, it launches itself at your taste buds like it’s auditioning for a stunt role. Retro Sours Red Apple hits you first with that sharp, “whoa okay” tartness, the kind that makes your lips pucker harder than someone trying to whistle for their dog in public.

But just when you think the sour storm has claimed victory, boom — in swoops the sweet, crisp red apple finish. Suddenly you’re transported to a fall festival where everything smells like cider, hayrides are a thing, and you’re absolutely winning the bobbing-for-apples competition (don’t ask how, you just do).

Packed into a perfectly pocket-sized 2.12oz tin, these little apple firecrackers combine old-school candy vibes with bold, modern attitude. Snack discreetly, share dangerously, or challenge your friends to a sour showdown they’ll definitely regret.

Take a bite — or, well, a crunch — and let the orchard chaos commence. ????✨

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